Breast Feeding, Jade Eggs and the Gspot

This post combines two of my favorite topics: international mission work and working to dispel rumors. You may wonder how the topics above have any relationship to each other. Stay with me for a few paragraphs and I think you will better understand.

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When we are in Haiti for a medical mission week we try to listen as well as teach. This trip we became aware of the tendency for Haitian women to quit breast-feeding their children after 1-2 months so that their breasts can retain their “sexy” look. Powdered milk is now more available but still expensive. Thus, women use the powdered milk as a substitute for breast milk and dilute the milk to make it last longer. Water in Haiti is often contaminated with bacteria, leading to an increase in diarrhea diseases in children. Diarrhea in combination with poor nutrition from diluted milk causes chronic malnutrition. Parents aren’t able to purchase the medications or medical care and frequently abandon these malnourished children in orphanages. An entire cascade of problems that all started with a “sexy breast”.

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Another story. Gwyneth Paltrow recently advocated the use of jade eggs for women to stick inside their vaginas to maximize their “feminine appeal” while increasing vaginal muscle tone and orgasms. Not coincidentally, she sold the jade eggs on her website for a mere $66!  The tragic part of this story is not that Gwyneth purports pseudoscience on her lifestyle website. The internet is full of more inaccurate medical theories than accurate. The crazy part is that the jade eggs sold out!! Women were willing to put their health at risk for a ridiculous theory that was backed by an attractive Hollywood star with no medical background. The benefit of this monetary and health risk was to improve their attractiveness to men. Are you starting to understand where I might be heading on this topic?

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Third story. A patient in our clinic this past month had been paying to have Gspot amplification done in a clinic that advertises cosmetic gynecological procedures, such as labiaplasty and vaginal rejuvenation. Gspot amplification is a procedure that has no medical evidence to support it and is advertised as a procedure that needs to be continuously repeated. The benefit is that it improves vaginal tightness and restores appearance and function. Appearance and function for whom? Do you finally get it?

Women in Haiti and the US are not so very different. Each are willing to sacrifice their health, the health of their children and their money to appeal more sexual to men. Equally at fault are the men who help to perpetuate these myths for their own benefit. I don’t think you would see many men paying $66 for a jade egg to put in their rectum so that they would appear more masculine to women. Men wouldn’t allow an injection in their private parts to restore appearance and sexual function. Heck – they won’t even agree to a vasectomy after their partners have pushed out 2-3 basketball sized infants thru their vaginas. Vaginas that now need jade eggs and Gspot amplification to become restored. Sure hope that Gwyneth has a second shipment of those jade eggs arriving soon from Asia.

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